Monday Musings, Vol. 1, No. 17

Today is a Headache Monday. Literally, I mean. I can't seem to get my neck and back to renormalize after last week's work trip to Phoenix (tiny airplane seat both ways + 2 nights in a crappy hotel bed + 3 days in conference room chair + bulging baby belly = back and neck PAIN), so I've been getting headaches every day since I returned last Thursday. This sucks because I don't do headaches well...some people can just power through them, but not me. Oh well, maybe Musings will help take my mind off of it.

It's really hot here today. And it will be until at least Wednesday. Which is another reason to light a candle for the man who invented air conditioning.

I wish I weren't too old to run through sprinklers. So much fun on hot summer days.

Baby name update: still no idea. We aren't telling anyone her name until she's born anyway, but it would be nice to have a Top 3 list. We don't even have a Top 10 list - but I'm working on it.

The new season of Entourage is really good.

I need a beach day soon. It's over halfway through the summer and we haven't been to the coast once yet.

The Andre Miller Era is upon us here in Portland. I'm weirdly ambivalent about the guy - which isn't probably a great sign, but oh well.

Flying into Phoenix in July is bad enough, but when a thunderstorm has rolled through about three hours before you land, it's unbearable. The humidity plus the heat is just...ick.

The new Ben and Jerry's treats, Flipped Out, are so good. Highly recommend them.

Is it normal to get daily heartburn already in my pregnancy? Even when I don't eat spicy foods? If this is what the next 19 weeks are gonna be like, I'm not enthused.

The dogs are shedding like crazy after a few days at playcare/boarding last week. Grr.

And as a conclusion, here's a photo of Baby Girl from our ultrasound on Friday. I know, she's already a stunner. :)

Blind Item Reveal

Well, we had our big ultrasound this afternoon and we are going to be the proud parents of a little...

GIRL!

I was so convinced this kidlet was a boy, but I was wrong. And Nick was right...which I'm sure he'll remind me of for years to come. The bambina is healthy and growing right on schedule, which was a huge relief for this nervous first-time momma. I do have to get another u/s at 28-32 weeks to check on the position of my placenta (right now it's a little closer to the cervix than they like to see at this point) but it shouldn't be a big deal. And we'll get to see our daughter at least once more before she's born...so that's pretty cool.

Blind Item: Boy or Girl?

So we have one week to go until our anatomy scan level II ultrasound (aka the 'penis or vagina ultrasound'). All along, I've thought this kiddo is a boy. I was 100% certain until recently, but now I'm more like 80% sure. The husband, on the other hand, thinks we're having a girl. So, as usual, one of us has to be right and one of us (coughHIMcough) has to be wrong.

What do you think? Guesses will be accepted in the comments until 3pm PST next Friday, 24 July. You have a 50-50 shot at being correct, if that helps. There are no prizes for being right, just bragging rights.

Monday Musings - No. 1, Vol. 16

Today I have the Monday Blechs. This happens occasionally; in fact, I know I've blogged about how some Mondays just hit me harder than others. I fear today's Musings would be more like a Rantings and who wants to read that crap? Not me...and I think you probably wouldn't either. Instead, I decided to cut-and-paste one of my favorite Wikipedia lists of all time: the various aliases (aliai?) used by Ol' Dirty Bastard, may he rest in peace. Some of these you will recognize if you know much about ODB and/or the Wu-Tang Clan. However, some are more obscure and therefore, more hilarious. I've been looking for a 'pet name' for the fetus and haven't found one I like yet. Maybe this list will provide me with one? (Note: I've bolded the ones that make me laugh the most.)

Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus (from ODB: Dirty Minded Documentary)
Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog
Russell Jones
Osirus
Osiris the Father
Ason Unique, Unique Ason
Joe Bananas
Ol' Dirt Schultz
Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant (from Chappelle's Show)
The Bebop Specialist
Dirk Hardpec
The Man of All Rainbows
Prince Delight
The Professor
Rain Man
Big Box o' Chili
Roll Fizzlebeef
Super Bastard
Peanut the Kidnapper
RJ Tha Mad Specialist
Freeloading Rusty
Hasaan
Ill Irving the Murderer
The BZA
The Drunken Master Styles

Tuesday Vote-Grabbing

I entered a photo into MSNBC's It's A Snap travel photo contest, inspired by the impressive showings of two of my friends, Charles and Josh. (Both of them actually WON in the last two weeks!) I didn't get an email from MSN - or didn't see it - so I didn't know my photo* was a finalist this week until Josh mentioned it on Facebook after I congratulated him on his win.

So the goal now is to Vandalize this contest and get UI alums the three-peat (copyright Pat Riley)! Vote for me here (second row, far left)!

*Actually, the husband TOOK the photo, but I asked him to because I loved the view with the statue in it. It's my favorite of all the Italy photos we came home with last year.

Canadian Fun Facts!

In honor of Canada Day (which is suspiciously close to USA Day, aka 4th of July), I thought I'd blog a few fun facts about our silly neighbor to the north. I know these are authentic, because I got them from the CIA's World Factbook site. And who would know those sly maple leafers better than our country's intelligence agency? Enjoy!

1. Drugs: illicit producer of cannabis for the domestic drug market and export to US; use of hydroponics technology permits growers to plant large quantities of high-quality marijuana indoors; increasing ecstasy production, some of which is destined for the US; vulnerable to narcotics money laundering because of its mature financial services sector.

2. International Disputes: sovereignty dispute with Denmark over Hans Island in the Kennedy Channel between Ellesmere Island and Greenland; commencing the collection of technical evidence for submission to the Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf in support of claims for continental shelf beyond 200 nautical miles from its declared baselines in the Arctic, as stipulated in Article 76, paragraph 8, of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.

3. Birth Rate: 10.28 births/1,000 population (2009 est.) country comparison to the world: 192 .

4. Education Spending: 5.2% of GDP (2002) country comparison to the world: 63 .

5. Natural Hazards: continuous permafrost in north is a serious obstacle to development; cyclonic storms form east of the Rocky Mountains, a result of the mixing of air masses from the Arctic, Pacific, and North American interior, and produce most of the country's rain and snow east of the mountains.

6. Major Industries: transportation equipment, chemicals, processed and unprocessed minerals, food products, wood and paper products, fish products, petroleum and natural gas.

7. Imports (Commodities): machinery and equipment, motor vehicles and parts, crude oil, chemicals, electricity, durable consumer goods.

8. Military Expenditures: 1.1% of GDP (2005 est.) country comparison to the world: 132 .

9. Airports w/ Paved Runways: 514. Airports w/o Paved Runways: 855.

10. Gov't Type: a parliamentary democracy, a federation, and a Commonwealth realm.

I hope you've learned some new information about America's Hat. As you can see, Canada is a glorious nation, just ripe for the picking. O Canada!